From Will & Guy.
A woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”
She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she answered that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She told him, “Six.”
The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.”
Suddenly, the woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, “What is it?”
The husband replied, “She also stole a can of peas.”