From Will & Guy.
Canned sliced peaches (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”
She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she answered that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She told him, “Six.”
The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.”
Suddenly, the woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, “What is it?”
The husband replied, “She also stole a can of peas.”
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Oh my…now there’s a relationship that may need some mending…got a chuckle out of this one.
that was hilairous!!!!!
hehehehe ! not a nice man but at least she won’t have to wash his stinky sox for a while…a silver lining in every cloud!
Sigh. ☺♥
Haha!
Odd things to steal if she was hungry: did she have a can opener with her? A packet of biscuits would have been more filling.
typical man!
Who me? Viv pats herself anxiously all over.
Hee, hee! The woman JUST was NOT thinking, was she?!
Hardy-Har-Har.
Wow said that marriage was going to be easy. *smile Brilliant one.
I hope they were mushy peas!
I’ve seen this before but I still get a laugh out of it!
I bet that man wouldda wished he’d gone to jail instead after she got through with him!
Poor guy obviously needed a little separation. He had a good plan!
Very funny!