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English: Small vacuum cleaner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner.
I took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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haha!!!
That’s a lot to swallow.
Oh noooooo!!!!!!
At least your jokes aren’t dirty.
Tilly, Tilly …. Linda you’re priceless … !
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
First I groaned….and then I laughed!
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