I heard this joke at the laughter conference I attended last week.
A vicar decided to drop in on one of his parishioners. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.”
Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”
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They played some comedy clips for us and I thought you might enjoy this one:
Totally loved the joke and the video was just brilliant!
He is so funny
awesome blog tonight!!!!!
Cool!!
That was just so funny!
That’s the kind of comment I like to read
MM is one of the few modern comedians that I find funny. Pity I missed the punchline – I played it three times and still can’t here why he couldn’t do Friday!
can’t do it then: traffic’s a nightmare!
Thanks. Yes, he is funny.
From the audience reaction, I think that’s a gag relating to an earlier joke.
hehehe…good one.
Love McIntyre. Don’t even have to listen to the vid to know it’s funny!
He’s my current favourite
The laughter conference?
my very question. Have I missed something?
Pseu and Julie – pay attention at the back!
Your excuse, Pseu, is that you focused on the bit in that post about the sickly Hub, so I’ll let you off. Julie’s excuse is that I don’t think she read it.
It was a bit blink and you’ll miss it, if I’m honest: http://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/six-word-saturday-for-want-of-a-better-title/
Aha! You weren’t paying attention! I knew it!
http://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/six-word-saturday-for-want-of-a-better-title/
This is one of my favourite MM clips. We have a man drawer, except technically it’s a woman drawer because I was the one who started it! My parents always had a drawer like that too – whatever we were looking for was in the ‘kitchen drawer’.
sadly we have several areas of our house that could fall into the same category….. (except for the batteries… they have to go for recycling
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Of course!
The Hub, never one to do anything at less than excess, has a man cupboard
Your hubby has a man cupboard AND a shed! How lucky is he?
Lucky to still be married
Reblogged this on angieinspired and commented:
A funny word from The Laughing Housewife today–as I recover from yesterday’s roller-skating party & little girl sleepover
re-blogged this…as sunday is usually my “word” day and i’m “caught with my pants down”…re-covering from my youngest daughter’s birthday party! thanks
My pleasure
Love the joke … the video I will watch later … because we’re watching an every exciting move just now.
I didn’t know MM…very funny! And I love that you went to a laughter conference? I’m impressed…you are keeping your comedic tools sharp! Kind of like a college refresher course!
TBH, it was rather dull
Love the Man Draw – I don’t have a man .. but I have a man draw … wonderful video. Thanks a million – just love Michael McIntyre!