It’s that time of the month – here are the searches that found my blog in October:
Searches are the only times I love grammar (grammatical?) and spelling errors
Grammar police (Photo credit: the_munificent_sasquatch)
- tour the france accidents
- why dont americans like electic kettles
- plumber onliners
I’d like one of those
- bearhug in sweden
- dobermans backside
I know that feeling
- my butt is big
We’re better behaved than that
- yorkies eating poo
It’s all about the emphasis
- fat moped girl
I despair of education today
- what sounds does owl makes
Yorkie puppy (Photo credit: http://www.petian.net)
An impossibility
- ugly yorkie puppies
- im still mad at you wife
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That’s a strange place to get one
- man with bump in head
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The weirdos are back
- i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
- australian and nudist and tumblr
- poo humour poems
- male stripper running credit card thru butt
- vamps by love in deaths arms
I thought I had a morbid sense of humour
- funny heart attack cartoons
- cartoon cooking children and parents
- a labled easy to follow leg
You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out…. (Photo credit: foxypar4)
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The pickings are feeble so it’s time for a poem.
Last month, Bluebee invited her readers to make poems from searches. She posted my first attempt here. Be warned: there’s a lot of hair.
I enjoyed the exercise so much, I’ve had another go. You should try it!
Here is today’s poem:
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why dont americans like electic kettles
i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
a labled easy to follow leg
fat moped girl my butt is big
bearhug in sweden man with bump in head
I like the seagull doing Looby Lou
One of the search terms most used on photomania is “kiss foot girl” also “girls kissing feet” and “candid bare feet”… and no it’s not that sort of website! this is what they got and I’m sure they were disappointed !http://helensphotomania.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/self-portrait-3/
Hehehehe! Love it!
I found it very funny… you made me laugh
These are my favourite kinds of comments! Thank you
Who-who! Who-whoo! (Dat be what sounds owl does makes!)
These posts are totally funny.
This one should have come with a bladder warning, though!
Like your comment! Thanks for the giggle
too funny
The ghost of Gloria Gaynor
ROFL!
I think the Yorkie puppy wants to come and live with me!
You’re an odd creature, love reading your posts on searches.
You made my day, calling me an odd creature
… have I earned a Malteser?
“Male stripper running credit card thru butt?” I guess she must have had credit up the arse.
Al!
I suppose it’s not swearing if it’s a foreign word. Like I’m not swearing by saying ‘ass’
I like the way you think!
I like your poem – very clever. I might have to give search engine poetry a go myself now.
You should! It’s such fun. Did you read the hair one? It made me laugh just arranging it (can’t claim to have written it).
Yes, it made me smile! Not such rich pickings on my blog searches, but I’ll give it a go.
Love the poem!
Thanks, Jeff!
Odd… very, very odd.