People seem to be having trouble reading the original joke, so here’s a replacement from Tim Vine, via my friend Dave:
Tsunami Benefit KC: Tim Vine (Photo credit: Diamond Geyser)
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, ‘You’ve been promoted.’ And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said, “You’ve been promoted again.’ And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said, ‘You’re managing director.’ And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said, ‘What happened to you?’
And I said ‘I careered off the road.’
I couldn’t see this post so I went to Granny’s and am now following!
Couldn’t see the post…but the bike rider incident she described sounded a bit unnerving if you were driving…cheers!
Couldn’t see what was in your post, so I went to Granny’s & ended up following her too!
What is this?
Sad about her uncle… and wished her well.
Um!?*
I am late to the playground, so have no idea what everyone is on about! I’m not sure I like that boss.
Not one of the best … but okay.