From ajokeaday.com.
Dresses (Photo credit: maaikeflis)
The judge frowned at the robber and said, “You admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honour.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge checked his records. “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Next time he should send the wife!
typical woman!
wow… good for her!
very good!!!
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