Joke 611

24 Nov



Dresses (Photo credit: maaikeflis)

The judge frowned at the robber and said, “You admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

”Yes, your honour.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.”

The judge checked his records. “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice.”

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13 Responses to “Joke 611”

  1. autumn November 24, 2012 at 04:01 #

    Hahaha <3

  2. autumn November 24, 2012 at 04:02 #

    Oh hey, how did you get so many share buttons?! I can’t figure that out on my blog :( Tips please!

  3. adinparadise November 24, 2012 at 04:21 #


  4. Grannymar November 24, 2012 at 09:51 #

    Next time he should send the wife!

  5. misswhiplash November 24, 2012 at 13:55 #

    typical woman!

  6. sharechair November 24, 2012 at 14:40 #

    wow… good for her!

  7. terry1954 November 24, 2012 at 16:04 #

    very good!!!

  8. viveka November 25, 2012 at 01:37 #

    Brilliant … BRILLIANT!

  9. judithatwood November 25, 2012 at 07:09 #


  10. Naomikko November 26, 2012 at 13:52 #

    good one:))

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