Joke 614

27 Nov

From ajokeaday.com.

What was that about cats and dogs again?

What was that about cats and dogs again? (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:

10. Dogs come when you call them.

  • Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.

  • Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.

  • Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.

  • Cats will take a three-hour nap.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.

  • Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.

  • Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.

  • Cats will smirk and walk away.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.

  • Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.

  • Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

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20 Responses to “Joke 614”

  1. adinparadise November 27, 2012 at 04:29 #

    So true. :lol:

  2. slpmartin November 27, 2012 at 04:32 #

    Ha…as far as I can tell from my friends who have pets…these seem to be very true..but still funny.

  3. Gobetween November 27, 2012 at 04:48 #

    … and that is why I love dogs :lol:

  4. terry1954 November 27, 2012 at 05:00 #

    that is the most adorable photo!!!

  5. Elaine - I used to be indecisive November 27, 2012 at 08:02 #

    Ha ha! So true. :)

  6. Aurora HSP November 27, 2012 at 08:30 #

    lol that was fun to read!

  7. bevchen November 27, 2012 at 09:11 #

    Haha, yes. Hence why I love dogs.

  8. sharechair November 27, 2012 at 13:12 #

    That’s why my dog gets to live inside with me and the cat lives in the yard. :) (really, I’m not mean… it was a feral outdoor cat that I’ve ‘adopted’)

  9. lovehounduk November 27, 2012 at 13:34 #

    Chutney and Spice agree fully with the above comments.

  10. Three Well Beings November 27, 2012 at 14:16 #

    Brilliant observations! So true, so true!

  11. Food Stories November 27, 2012 at 16:11 #

    Had a great laugh with these :-)

  12. robincoyle November 27, 2012 at 16:36 #

    That is why DOG spelled backward is GOD.

  13. Kay's Musings November 29, 2012 at 06:27 #

    I do have to confess that I prefer dogs. Well, I have to since I have a granddog.

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