From ajokeaday.com.
What was that about cats and dogs again? (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:
10. Dogs come when you call them.
- Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
- Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
- Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
- Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
- Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
- Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
- Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
- Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
- Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
So true.
Ha…as far as I can tell from my friends who have pets…these seem to be very true..but still funny.
… and that is why I love dogs
that is the most adorable photo!!!
Ha ha! So true.
lol that was fun to read!
Haha, yes. Hence why I love dogs.
That’s why my dog gets to live inside with me and the cat lives in the yard.
(really, I’m not mean… it was a feral outdoor cat that I’ve ‘adopted’)
That’s a nice thing you did.
Chutney and Spice agree fully with the above comments.
Those are great names! Our gerbils were named after food: Salt and Pepper; Bubble and Squeak
Brilliant observations! So true, so true!
Had a great laugh with these
Excellent!
That is why DOG spelled backward is GOD.
Cats were once worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
(Seen on a poster in a pet store)
How do they feel about being mummified and shoved in tombs with dead bodies?
Everyone’s too afraid of them to ask:)
I do have to confess that I prefer dogs. Well, I have to since I have a granddog.