Turkey kit (Photo credit: photogreuhphies)
I’m sure I’ve posted a better version of this but it’s still good for a giggle. This one is from Will & Guy.
How To Cook A Turkey
- Buy a turkey
- Take a drink or three of whisky
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another two drinks of whisky
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take three more whishkeys of drink
- Turk the bastey
- Whisky another bottle of get
- Ponder the meat thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- Bake the whisky for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Blass the dinner and pess out
This always brings a smile…thanks…and there’s always someone who hasn’t read it…so will share for sure.
I’ve several version of the cooking instructions…always funny.
Hilarious! Love your new background and header, Tilly. Very festive indeed. I’m sort of getting in the mood now.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
Tank ewe
this was hilarious! I wonder if I would have a better dinner if I followed his directions!! LOL
Don’t like whisky. Can I have wine?
That scottle of botch sounds like some good Christmas cheer!
Change the word “whiskey” to “wine” and I’m in!
You know, I spelled it with an ‘e’ and it didn’t look right so I Googled it and the jury was out. But looking at your comment, I think it needs the ‘e’. What do you think?
Maybe I should have tried this recipe when I was twelve!
Call social services!