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I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.
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Funny and so true
hahahaha this is so very true anymore, how did we EVER survive without them???
Me too.
Hi, that was cute. My service doesn’t stink but I downsized and now I wish I would not have. I am stuck again in a two year contract
I have done most of these things except texting a friend while I’m in their home. I have used my cell phone as a flashlight when needed & I stopped wearing a watch because it’s on my phone which is just as handy.
I can’t give up my watch yet.
This is so true! I do all of those things with my cell phone!
I’m not there yet!
SIGH…and yes I’ll pass it along. I love using it for a flashlight…scares my cat, tho.
I can still recite the phone numbers of family and friends from my childhood. Alas, most of the people have now moved to the great telephone exchange of the next world. Today if I didn’t have my mobile, I’d have a hard job remembering Elly’s number.
I don’t have one, so how could I know?
I have 4 mobile phones … but I don’t hardly use any of them – so I will survive without any problems and I love that I have my life back … when I was working it was glued to my ear.
One UK phone, One Swedish … 2 brand new in the draw … one is made for elderly with not so good sight, so that will come in use one day.
sigh, no phone so apparently I’m serious deficient in many skills (funny, because most days my brain, lights, camera etc still work LOL)
I definitely concur with most of the first list, except my phone isn’t particularly keen on or good at taking photos. It makes you wonder how we ever survived without mobile phones, was it really barely a decade ago?!
I could still live without mine, if I’m honest
I don’t have enough fingers to do the maths without it.