Dare to Be Stupid (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to KiwiDutch‘s young daughter for this one.
If you know children who would like their jokes published, I’d be happy to receive them (the jokes, not the kids).
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I knew a girl who was so stupid that
- She called me to get my phone number.
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to drown a fish.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She asked for a price check at the pound store.
- She studied for a blood test.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home.
oh my gosh those were fabulous! thanks for sharing with me!!
Hehehe. My bedtime laughs came through again.
Funny, funny, and funny! Did she come up with these herself??
No, from an email, apparently
Too funny! I had to take a break and stop by. Thank you for the laughter.
Kiwi Daughter was very pleased to see you enjoyed these as much as she did. (she was sent them in an email from a friend and we all sat giggling… corn, puns, funny!)
I can only groan, these are so bad.
Some of these are fabulous and others are groanworthy! The problem this stupid girl (old bat) has is to work out which.
My favourite:- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
Was she .. one of those blondes??? Thanks for the big .. smile