Little Bo: Mummy, can I go swimming?
Pictograms of Olympic sports – Swimming (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Mother: Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip-tide, a dangerous offshore current and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.
Little Bo: But Daddy’s gone swimming!
Mother: I know, but he has excellent life insurance.
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My husband taught me to swim the hard way – he threw me out into the middle of a lake.
Learning to swim that way wasn’t bad; the difficult part was getting out of the sack.
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Those were a bit cruel, Tilly.
I know
I had the first one so I searched for the second, to balance it out.
Nice!!
Those do have a little bite to them.
what a killer of a joke!!! LOL
Hehehe!
SIGH …
Bet you pass them on…
Ouch!
Oooh, mean! I do like the first one though
Ooooh! Cruel, both of them.
My dad swam like a rock.
Haha! Poor Dad
I am shivering at the very thought of swimming!
They say a cold front is coming this week
Those …. me like very much! I wouldn’t fancy being in the water this time of year .. some cruel husband you have *smile
2 Maltesers for you! Hahahahaha!
*Gobbles*
These jokes made a splash.