Dancing On Ice started again last night, so here are a couple of ice skating jokes. They’re not very good. You can have mean and funny or not mean and not particularly funny.
Q: How is music like ice skating?
A: If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
“This week 15-year-old gold medalist Tara Lipinski made a lot of news. She is now going to be advertising a figure skating Barbie doll. This will be the first Barbie ad where under the spokesperson’s picture it says ‘actual size.”
(From: Conan O’Brien 3/4/98)