One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. ”A cup of milk, please,” he said to the bartender.
After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. The people in the town loved to play jokes on visitors. Knowing that the townsfolk did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody, “I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!”
The people were very frightened that their joke had backfired.
When he finished his drink, the cowboy went outside and saw he had his horse back.
Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,”What did you do in Texas?”
The cowboy replied, “Weeeell, I had to walk home…”