Nigel and Stephen are chatting.
English: Two men talking (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Nigel announces, ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife, she hasn’t spoken to me in eighteen months.’
Stephen downs his glass of red thoughtfully and responds, ‘Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.’
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From Will & Guy.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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I knew that was coming, hehe
Ah…a fact of life.
LOL It can work backwards: Jock hasn’t listened to me for yonks.
Nobody knows if I stop talking… cue violins! Mind you, Nobody knows when I rant and roar either!
And if we are quite …. they wonder what is wrong !!!!!