Celebrity Gaffes
- So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? Christina Aguilera
- Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. David Acfield
- My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never, surrender to what is right. Dan Quayle
- I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. Stuart Pearce
- Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. General Eisenhower
- Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot. Ray Wilkins
- If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive. Samuel Goldwyn
- For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip. John Motson
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What gems of humor!
That is the best laugh I’ve had in a loooooooooong time! Thanks!
Some great one-liners here, to say on purpose.
I really did laugh out loud, Thanks!
Carrot at the end of the tunnel! Hehe
I would love that one if I were a rabbit!
I loved these, especially the dan Quayle one. He holds a special place in my heart for all his gaffs.
This I don’t get at all – and I take the blame for that .. being a Swede in this world of yours isn’t the easiest.
I’m sure it’s superb – so I LIKE too.
Kicking myself in the foot. I’m always doing that. when the tables aren’t.
“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” love that.
I wonder if the carrot is black & white or yellow all over?