WINSTON’S GANG (Photo credit: plushplex)
Winston lost his ear. Fortunately, a doctor replaced it with a pig’s ear, cut to size and made to look human.
Several weeks passed and Winston felt it necessary to return to his surgeon.
Winston complained, “Doctor, I keep hearing this noise and it’s doing my head in.”
“Don’t worry, said the doctor, “it’s just a bit of crackling.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Hehehe…….. Thanks for the loud snort, Tilly.
roflmbo!!!!
Sigh. Love it…will share it for sure !
Snort!
Hahaha, good one,Tilly!
This one is real crispy!
Very good … a good crackling isn’t the easiest to to fix.
What a cracker!
Enjoying all your fab jokes…
Thank you! I am always on the look out, if you have any to share…?