Drunk driving safety poster. “Don’t mix ‘em”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
The drunk grins.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens!” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
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Thanks to Milka Pejovic for letting me steal this one.
Hmm…didn’t see the ending coming.
They’re the best kind of jokes
This really tickled my funny bone! I am usually not too good at remembering and re-telling jokes, but maybe if I practice this one…it bears repeating!
hehe, that was funny
ok my socks are wet again!!! will you stop? no! no, I didn’t mean that, honest please please dont stop!!!! hahahaha
Why is it that it’s always us women that talks too much ?????? Great one again.
Good one!
just another great joke from the writings of Miss TillyB…well done (can you be a ‘pain in back like you can be a pain in ****) Is your back feeling any better?
A lot, thank you. So long as I stay off the PC.
Bwahahaha………. love this one, Tilly.