Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Why does it have to be changed?
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Three guys are sitting at a bar.
#1: “…Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes.”
#2: “What do you do for a living?
“#1: “I’m a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: “I should clear $60,000 this year.”
#1: “What do you do?”
#2: “I’m an architect.”
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: “Hey, how much do you make per year?”
#3: “I guess about $13,000.”
#1: “Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?”
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I would like to make just one dollar!!! LOL
Oh my… all too true…by the way could you float me a loan?
Just kidding I just got my allowance.
I have made a grand total of zero pounds for my writing. In dollars, that’s…0.
LOL I love it! Evil pencils are so mean!
It’s why I use a pen
LOL! I always thought most writers earn peanuts. But that was before I came across Elance. It’s a great way for writers to make some good money .
PS: I hate writer’s block. I would like to blame it on anything or anybody but me!
Evil pencils!
I hate a blank page!
Last one …. great, Thumbs up for that one.
$13,000? Sounds like a lot.
Loved these! Especially liked the evil pencil cartoon. That must be my problem.