This is how it worked:
- First, tell your wife she knows nothing and never listens and it was Lake Victoria in UGANDA not Imaginary River in Burundi and if she’s going to repeat stories, get the facts FIRST instead of having to write second and third corrections
- Drink a lot with new buddies
- Go out at night
- Take a torch
- Paddle ankle deep
- Shine torch on water
- See light bounce off crocodile eyes
Apparently, the biggest problem is the crocodiles you can’t see, because they are underwater, ready to pounce.
But that’s okay; the Hub had a branch with which to clock any attacking crocodiles.
Good grief. The wonder isn’t that he wasn’t attacked by a crocodile; the wonder is that he manages to get his socks on in the morning without falling over.