You know you are addicted to your computer
Computer addiction starts at a young age (Photo credit: seanabrady)
when…
· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
· All of your friends have an @ in their names.
· Your dog has its own home page.
· You can’t call your mother; she doesn’t have a modem.
· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
· You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”
· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage…you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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Those are some good ones.
Some good ones ☺ Some too true, tho…like the dog with the home page…hope they see the humor in that one !
I’m sure rumpydog will
” You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.” Someone’s been watching me?
and me! I think I’m getting dangerously near to addiction…
I *just* posted a question about what makes one a Facebook addict… great minds
Love the list!
I think I’m in some ways addicted …. not so bad as this … but not far off. *smile
I must be in big trouble – Number 6 happens a lot at my house
uh oh
i love the one with the wig over the computer screen!! lol
You are soooo funny!! This just crackled me up- I have been known to check my emails in the middle of the night- guilty – hilarious- scary??
Fascinating line up. I like Dionne Warwick’s recording better, however. Dianne
Guilty as charged.
Addiction? I have gone way beyond that. I wake up in the morning and am not completely awake unless I check all my mails and messages. Only after that do I contemplate brushing my teeth. I also fall asleep reading or watchin something on my laptop. The final nail in my coffin is the fact that I hate human interference when my laptop and I are having “us time” , which is almost always. Sad reality of my life LOL!
Suddenly, I feel a whole lot better…
How about when you chat on facebook with your spouse and they are in the same room with you?
Now that’s a little sad
I didn’t get to check my email at 3am this morning, because for the first time since Dec 1991, I actually slept all night. Do you think I have sleeping sickness? Should I worry?
I don’t recognize myself in these at all.