Little Ronnie’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’
Little Ronnie asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’
The maths teacher saw that Daphne wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on her and said, ‘Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’
Daphne replied, ‘ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.’
From Will & Guy