Little Ronnie (Photo credit: QueenieVonSugarpants)
Little Ronnie’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’
Little Ronnie asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’
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The maths teacher saw that Daphne wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on her and said, ‘Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’
Daphne replied, ‘ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.’
From Will & Guy
I especially like the math answers. Very funny.
Tim
It always surprises me, the things that appeal to readers
The last one really does sound like a child…funny!
Too cute!
I’m slowing down…I didn’t see that last one coming !☺
I don’t have TV but I still got it.
I love these.
those were both very funny ..even Nev had a giggle
LOL!! I love the second one.
The photo one sounds like a real child’s perspective.
I remember my brother and grandfather having a conversation….
“no I can’t buy that, I don’t have enough money.”
“Why don’t you go to the bank and get some out?”
If only….
Little Ronnie has a point but Daphne has a problem.
And bad parents
Just wonderful …. and more wonderful !!! This is true … some kids has said those things.