A devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
A cow walks into a bar and the barman yells, ”Get out! We don’t serve your kind in here!”
”But why not?” asked the cow.
The barman replied, ”Because I’m lactose intolerant.”