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A devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
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A cow walks into a bar and the barman yells, ”Get out! We don’t serve your kind in here!”
”But why not?” asked the cow.
The barman replied, ”Because I’m lactose intolerant.”
Like the one about the bible best.
Cows understand us better than we do them…
I’m sure that’s troo
A cow who can talk AND read is a miracle from heaven indeed
Walking, talking, reading cows!
The stuff of my nightmares
8, hyphen, capital O
That cow needs a halo. I love how down-to-earth these two jokes are.
Linda … Linda … I think that spider had some effect on to you *laughter
Holy cow!
Cow humor always gets to me. Are you familiar with the cartoonist Gary Larson? He often used cows as the centerpiece to a good cartoon, and they were always my favorite. I liked the Bible joke!
I LOVE The Far Side! So, so funny.
Moo! Hey, what’s up with all the cows (and horses) on your blog? Have you mooooved to a farm?
You started it! Did you see the blue cow I drew for you?
I know, I loved it. Blue moo!