Shock news: Pope Benedict XVI has announced his resignation. He is to step down on February 28th.
The Twitterverse is agog at the news and speculation is rife as to his reason.
Forget the conspiracy theories, however – The Laughing Housewife can exclusively reveal the decision for his decision (via her secret source, the Hub): he is responsible for the Findus horse meat scandal.
It makes sense: he’s from Europe.
You heard it here first.