Joke 692

13 Feb
A backslide pin in professional wrestling

A backslide pin in professional wrestling (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

From belief.net

 

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18 Responses to “Joke 692”

  1. terry1954 February 13, 2013 at 04:03 #

    haha

  2. Rorybore February 13, 2013 at 04:24 #

    *guffaw*
    he must be Left Brained ;)

  3. slpmartin February 13, 2013 at 04:29 #

    Sounds like what some of my cousins might do. :-)

  4. Katharine Trauger February 13, 2013 at 04:34 #

    Giggles :)

  5. Judith Atwood February 13, 2013 at 04:43 #

    AWwwwwwwwww!

  6. jmgoyder February 13, 2013 at 06:25 #

    That is brilliant!

  7. bevchen February 13, 2013 at 08:51 #

    Haha, brilliant!

  8. Pseu February 13, 2013 at 10:36 #

    I’m puzzling over the relevance of the wrestling photo?

    • vivinfrance February 13, 2013 at 10:43 #

      Me too. At least the dreaming wife received a gift – I’ve never had so much as a Valentine’s Card from my OH.

  9. Elaine - I used to be indecisive February 13, 2013 at 11:48 #

    Hee hee!

  10. sharechair February 13, 2013 at 13:22 #

    my mind is trying to figure the link to the photo???

  11. lanceleuven February 13, 2013 at 13:53 #

    And they claim romance is dead! :-)

  12. Grannymar February 13, 2013 at 17:42 #

    Brilliant. Just what I would expect a couple of my brothers to do!

  13. Pearl February 13, 2013 at 17:55 #

    *facepalm* so close!

  14. robincoyle February 13, 2013 at 18:15 #

    And from that book she discovered the meaning of her dream is that she is supposed to divorce her husband.

  15. viveka February 14, 2013 at 00:33 #

    Great one … but who want a guy like that .. I would had sent both him and the book to other hunting grounds. *smile

  16. adinparadise February 14, 2013 at 03:36 #

    Smart husband……disappointed wife = no nookie tonight….in your dreams!

  17. bluebee February 16, 2013 at 06:02 #

    Too cruel, haha

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