A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
The man takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’ “
“But why?” asks the guy.
The balding man replies, “I’m a divorce lawyer.”