A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
Scary rabbit (Photo credit: jcorrius)
The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can on to the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters.
The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can. He ran over to the woman and demanded, “What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: ”‘Hair spray restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
From ajokeaday.com
that was excellent!!!!
Oh…that was funny!
I heard much the same story, but instead of hair spray, the lady siphoned a few drops of gas out of the car and drizzed it down the rabbit’s throat. The rabbit revived & hopped down the road about 50 meters, then toppled over. “Is he dead?” the man asked. “No,” says the lady, “He’s just out of gas.”
gas as in petrol?
You know when a joke is so bad that’s it’s good? I think that’s what happened here.
You got that right, Al, haha
Good one! Whoops please don’t take my Maltesers away!
Love it! So glad you are able to post. Are other things any better? Hope it!
That’s a real shaggy hair story, the sort that takes half an hour to tell at a party.
That’s a good one!
loved it!
I need a burst of energy….. Now where did I put the hair spray?
That one was quite good. I certainly didn’t see the punchline coming!
I am laughing myself silly over this one. It’s really quite good, I must say!
I was sort of in on the joke with restoring life; the permanent wave put me over the top with laughter.
As usual…my first real laugh of the day..please don’t ever stop this blog- you need some awards for uplifting spirits!
Love it !
S I G H …. and I’ll be sure to repeat it
Peace,
Siggi