Thanks to KiwiDutch for these topical jokes.
- My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I bought some tickets to the Grand National.
- Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she’s always wanted!
- Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night…I still have a bit between my teeth.
- I’ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer…AND THEY’RE OFF.