Tesco Shelves (Photo credit: Andwar)
Thanks to KiwiDutch for these topical jokes.
- My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I bought some tickets to the Grand National.
- Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she’s always wanted!
- Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night…I still have a bit between my teeth.
- I’ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer…AND THEY’RE OFF.
Absobloominglutely brilliant!
These are very funny!
Top one … brilliant !!!!! So funny …
Hahaha, these are the best jokes yet
Excellent! I’ve been suprised how few jokes I’ve heard along these lines, so glad you filled the gap!
(Although last weekend a friend offered to make us dinner. When I jokingly asked if there was any offer horse on offer they replied “I’m sure I can Findus something”)
Oh, these are sooooo sick!
Rather cute jokes.
I’ll never forget when I saw horse meat in a French grocery store meat counter. Giddyup!~
Hilarious
Oh dear! I had to look up Tesco.
I am surprised. I thought they had taken over the whole world.
I like the ‘watch what you eat’ one.
Main course Horseburger with warbler salad on the side!
They’re so bad, they’re good. Er, the jokes, not the horse burgers.