The Lawyer (Photo credit: Xpectro)
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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How true.
lol, funny but true
Of course this is typical for lawyers!
Reminding me tbat “criminal layer” is tautology.
That’s a good one!
Happy 700th, too! 
Thank you!
This reminds me of my dad – as a joke, he would fold notes over when counting out money to anyone, counting out double of what was actually in his hand. and always laugh uproariously at his own joke. I do miss his silly jokes
My dad was also a great one for jokes. He always said he had three children, one of each
An excellent dad-bad-joke
I’ve always thought so
(I don’t get it)
He never specified what the third one was…
(I’m whispering now: I still don’t get it. Crikey, what’s wrong with me?)
Boy/Girl/Other
I’m rolling on the floor helpless with laughter now.
erk!
(I’m still flummoxed)
Let me guess…you’re from the south?
What do you mean from the south?? Is that an insult? Or is it a compliment? I really can’t tell. But then I am from the south…
No insult intended…I meant, you don’t get our northern humour
Well, I think I clearly proved your point!
Yes, you did!
Good job you’ve got a sense of humour about these things
Is that supposed to be an insult?
meaning?
We have different senses of humour
good one. and probably true in many cases.
Great one!
Thanks!
As with all things legal…a relative moral ordeal.
In Ireland, they used to ask if a new baby was a boy or a child!
(I still can’t get it. Doing my head in)
Okay. Step away from the post and put down the joke.