Reini's evening started something like this:
His one and only son called him at work and announced, "There's been an accident... In the kitchen... With the mixing machine... And Mum..."
I should probably admit to you, at this point, that we have recently been playing rather a lot of Cluedo.
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I've just risen out of a calming bath (despite at least two children being in the room at any one time, babbling) and looking down at my naked body I can see a few tell-tale signs of the week gone by.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Hers was a brilliant write… just read it this morning…everyone should read it!
Definitely!
that was hysterical!!!
Very funny stuff.:)
Thanks for the link. That was an astonishing saga.
And all true, if I know Sarah
Wow. This was the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Present comany excepted, of course.
Good job you added that rider!
I went. I read. I commented, but the blooming comment disappeared. This is happening more and more when I try to comment on wordpress.com blogs. SHAZBAT! – My new swear word.
I can never comment on Typepad and I struggle with Blogger. I try twice and then exit. Life is too short.
I like your new swear word!!
I found your comment in spam?!? So I unspammed it.
Thanks for reading and commenting. And I hope that you’re feeling better after your fall.
Thanks Tilly for reblogging my post. Yes, it was all true. I am that much of a klutz!!
I enjoyed writing it and I’m very glad that your readers enjoyed reading it!!
I knew they would