Reini's evening started something like this:
His one and only son called him at work and announced, "There's been an accident... In the kitchen... With the mixing machine... And Mum..."
I should probably admit to you, at this point, that we have recently been playing rather a lot of Cluedo.
I've just risen out of a calming bath (despite at least two children being in the room at any one time, babbling) and looking down at my naked body I can see a few tell-tale signs of the week gone by.