Kev and Bill were talking one day. ‘My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the greengrocer’s,’ said Kevin.
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‘So were you able to find some?” inquired Bill.
‘Well, when I got to the shop, I asked the manager, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?’ The shopkeeper told me, ‘No, you’ll have to do that yourself.’ ”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Ouch!
Nasty greengrocer
This was funny.
what a sick joke. Dianne
My the shopkeepers their seem to have a real attitude.
I’m guessing the greengrocer doesn’t like his wife!
Aj-aj ….. but I like.
‘Aj-aj’ – I like it. What does it mean and how do you pronounce it?
Love that greengrocer’s sense of humour.
Masterchef Man laughed a little too long at this one!
Haha, good one!
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