Flying Cow Airplane (Photo credit: kfergos)
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks,” replied the vultures.
“They’re carrion.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Another cute joke to end my day…thanks for the chuckle.
that was so funny!!!!
I like to know where you scavenged that joke from.
Ouch!
Hee hee!
Groan
ditto, Viv. Groan.
I love puns!
Road kill jokes are the best. If you are a vulture, that is.
Love the flying cow airplane!
Of course you do!