Internet Bank Robbery (Photo credit: michaelmolenda)
A robber burst into a bank, pointed his guns at the teller and said, ’Give me all your money, or you’ll be geography!’
The teller replied, ‘I think you mean ‘history’.’
The robber answered, ‘Don’t change the subject.’
From several places on the internet.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Oh what a groaner lol
Hang around – there’ll be more along in a minute
A clever joke to start my week…thanks.
Loved it!
Oooh dear!
That cartoon is a killer!
Excellent. I love this kind of stuff. Helps my Monday morning along nicely
Excellent. I love hearing that kind of response
ha. Clever one!
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( p.s. … message from my husband: “Rooney + VanPersie = another EPL title. Goes where it belongs
He said that with such glee, grinning over his morning coffee. Remember, please, I’m just the messenger.
*nibbling my nails and bleeding from my ears*
very good…loved the picture
I LIKE this one!
Me too! It’s my new favourite.
Excellent! Short and sweet.