Sometimes, I look around the room for a key word to Google alongside ‘joke’. This time, it was ‘guitar’.
Pay for the pizza.
What’s a guitar player without a girlfriend?
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of a million people. A jazz guitarist plays a million chords in front of three people.