Rock Guitarist (Photo credit: drawgood)
Sometimes, I look around the room for a key word to Google alongside ‘joke’. This time, it was ‘guitar’.
I got these from the comments section of a post on Ultimate Guitar. I mention this so you know that I’m not being mean to guitarists; guitarists are being mean to guitarists.
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How do you get a guitarist off your doorstep?
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Pay for the pizza.
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What’s a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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What’s the difference between a guitar and a can of tuna fish?
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You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
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What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of a million people. A jazz guitarist plays a million chords in front of three people.
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haha those are good ones!!!!
LOL Tuna fish! I love puns
Then you are definitely in the right place!
Wow. I never knew there were guitar jokes! These are cute. Two of my sons play guitar and I cannot wait until they come next weekend to “get” them with these!
Excellent!
There are jokes about everything! Just Google a word and ‘joke’ and see what happens.
I could NOT bear to laugh more, after this!
Yet I keep coming back . . .
Oh, I know this so well!
Great fun. I like the idea of you googling a word – any word – to found jokes. Could you Google jokes about, say, oranges?
I can and I will. Look out for tomorrow’s joke.
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I knew what you meant
And I hope you noticed that I was too polite to point out your mistake…don’t want you cancelling our date next week
I know the tuna fish one with a piano instead of a guitar.
Typical guitarist – stealing someone else’s work
What about googling jokes about google?
Ooo, good one!
I have an ex-brother-in-law who is a guitarist. These were priceless.
But are they true?
‘A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of a million people. A jazz guitarist plays a million chords in front of three people.’
It’s funny because it’s true!
Sending this to my guitar-playing husband.