A Jailhouse Rock (Photo credit: Cayusa)
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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You know, that first joke is old — it’s a dollar, now . . .
I had to say abominable out loud 3 times to get it! Bwahahahahaha!
rofl:) *MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!*
I still don’t get the second joke
. What’s with a deer and a dynamite?
Say ‘abominable’ out loud, very slowly. Come back if you don’t get it
It took me a few moments to get the second one. Thank goodness for your prompt !
Yeah, about the tire thing…I remember when it was a quarter. Now it is 75 cents. I had to come up with three quarters the other day. What a pain.
I have had trouble inflating my tires for a few years, I was deflating rather than inflating so I went to the local tire shop – think Quick Fit. “No problem” they said, and now they look after me all the time. I just drive in, they stop whatever they are doing and look after me! I no longer need to tell them what pressure I need.
I laughed at the joke…and myself. It took me several tries to figure out a bomb in a bull.
I think it is time to go to bed…