Etch-A-Sketch Airplane (Photo credit: Eliya)
An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.
One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. “Can’t you do something?” she demanded angrily.
“I’m sorry ma’am,” the reverend said gently, “I’m in sales, not management.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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I loved the Etcha Sketch when I was a kid. Even today when I see one I play on it
Keeping your inner child happy is important
so true, u better grab me a jump rope and a Chatty Cathy doll too!!!!
Good one!
Clever answer, but he could have calmed her with a prayer!
Yes, but then I’d have no joke for you this morning
Ha! Clever!
Love the picture too. I admire anyone who can draw that well on an Etch-A-Sketch!
In need of a smile this morning, Tilly. Feeling proper glum. No Viv, and the weather’s no better. I’d better go hunt out the Etch a Sketch.
Hi. For your very funny and wonderful posts, I have nominated you for Very Inspiring Blogger Award.
http://viewsplash.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/very-inspiring-blogger-award/
–Sam
Thank you, Sam! I appreciate the compliment
Hmm…sidestepping responsibilty and delegation of difficult tasks? Sounds to me like he’s very much in management!
Great work, Linda … love it.
Oh..now that’s funny>
The pilots were probably playing chess!