Skunk Dog Outfit (Photo credit: http://www.petsadviser.com)
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all…hawk, lion and stinker.
to me there is nothing worse than the smell of a stinker!!! LOL
Oh…what an ending.
Bwahahahahaha!
see my latest post about how it feels to be prey.
Grooooooan!
I, too, am groaning. You’re lucky, TB, that there’s an ocean between us, or else I’d come over there and slap you silly.
Naughty Ron. She might enjoy it!
Viv! I thought you didn’t condone violence? xx
Heeheeheeheehee!
didn’t see that coming!
Reminds me of a another joke. Two morons were walking through the woods. They came upon some tracks. The first moron said “look, bear tracks!” The second moron said “those are dear tracks, you moron!”They continued to argue. While they were arguing, a train came along and killed them both.
*speechless*
Wonderful. I would vote for the hawk if he weren’t already a goner. Dianne
Really? Really? Hawk, lion, and stinker? So bad it made me laugh.
Oh, that was precious! I have laughed and laughed! We’re all nuts!
Grooooooan!