A man looks at his wife of 25 years and says, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year-old blonde every night. Now we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I am sleeping with a 50 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
The wife, being a reasonable woman, said, “Go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde…and I will make sure that you, once again, will be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”
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this was awesome!!!! LOL
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Ouch.
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Way to go! 🙂
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Good one!
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I knew YOU’D like it 😀
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I just love it … used it myself … in scenes from a marriage.
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Must have missed that one!
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It was a while ago …. not easy to remember everything I post. *smile
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Priceless! I loved this one, Tilly!
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I love it!
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That figures … Fair is fair. Blonde, too.
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This is great!
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Thanks!
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Love the way this lady thinks!
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