Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
Q: What is a dentist’s office?
A: A filling station.
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one.”
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist.
Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocaine injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.