From writersjokes.
Diagram showing the major parts of a modern incandescent light bulb. Glass bulb Inert gas Tungsten filament Contact wire (goes to foot) Contact wire (goes to base) Support wires Glass mount/support Base contact wire Screw threads Insulation Electrical foot contact (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
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How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)