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5 Feb

I am happy to report that I am infected. My dentist prodded the bruise under my chin and my swollen gums; decided against removing the stitches because the gum has grown around them; recoiled in disgust when she got too close to my breath; and prescribed strong antibiotics and even stronger painkillers. So, I am officially not a big baby.

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