I love Ogden Nash. In honour of the Spring Equinox (March 20/21) I will share this poem which he didn’t write:
Spring is sprung, the grass is ris.
I wonders where the birdies is.
They say the birds is on the wing.
Ain’t that absurd?
I always thought the wing was on the bird.
Ode To A Baby
A bit of talcum
Is always walcum.
And this:
The Shrimp
A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence
Is rather a nuisance.
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