You may remember my post of the day before yesterday; if you don’t, you’ll need to refresh your memory here to make sense of today’s post.
I received the following email in response (and thanks also to Jim, for his excellent suggestion in the comments section):
My friend informed me that you may have lost a wooden leg? If this is to be true then you may be in luck.
Please see the below picture. I came across this wooden leg whilst shopping in Morrison’s. It was left next to a shopping trolley outside the disables toilets.
I am somewhat of a wooden leg enthusiast and I know a wooden leg when I see one. I have a huge collection and would love the opportunity to discuss swapping your wooden leg for a more comfortable up to date design.
I do hope to hear from you soon.
Best laugh of the day! Thank you, Ms Bumtruffle.