From The News Desk

8 Aug

Two bits of news from my area:

One of my friends narrowly missed being part of an armed robbery yesterday (as a victim, I hasten to add; not a perpetrator).  She had just left Home Bargains in Edgeley when it happened.  She was loading her car at the time and fled the scene as soon as she realised what was happening.  I wonder if she remembered to collect her £1 from the shopping trolley?

The second bit of news means the couple who live just up the road from me will be able to spend their £11.2million lottery win in the sort of shops that don’t have armed robberies.   I know now that we will definitely never win it: with them probably buying their ticket in Morrisons like us, and my good friend Elone who won as part of a syndicate some years back (and very kindly sharing her good fortune by buying me the new oven I desperately needed and giving me the dining suite I desperately wanted), we have no chance.  I also know a friend of a friend from not far from here who won.  It’s kind of like being splashed by the oil from your neighbour’s well: you wish them well but, well, you wish the oil had been under your land.  But silver linings and all that: think of the pestering letters they’re going to get from people begging for help in paying off their credit card debts…where’s my pen?


4 Responses to “From The News Desk”

  1. Rallentanda August 8, 2010 at 12:12 #

    Elone sounds very you think she would buy me
    a chain saw? I need one.


    • tillybud August 8, 2010 at 19:45 #

      You know, she probably would; she’s that sort of person. I never met anyone kinder, and I know a lot of kind people.


  2. vivinfrance August 8, 2010 at 18:17 #

    Your neck of the woods is a lucky neck of the woods – not so much in lottery winners, but because you live there! You never know – at least you live in the right place.


    • tillybud August 8, 2010 at 19:44 #

      Aww, Viv, how sweet! xx


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