The Wackiest But Most Useful Advice I’ve Ever Received.

15 Jan
I am lovely crocodile!!

Image by Thai Jasmine (Keep Smiling.g..g.g :-)) via Flickr

What a shame!  I’ve already blogged on postaday2011’s prompt over on sapoems, just a few days ago.  If you didn’t read it, here’s the link.

What is the wackiest but most useful advice you’ve ever received, Laughing Housewife? I hear you ask.

My reply? How not to be eaten by a crocodile. 

You weren’t interested at first, but you’re itching to check it out now, aren’t you?

I imagine that even if you only need to use that advice once in your life, you’ll be glad to know it.  It’s why I’ve never forgotten it.

The other piece of advice I’ve never forgotten, which isn’t wacky but has saved me a lifetime of housework and is therefore worth passing on: don’t put it down; put it away.

If you can bludgeon your family into following it as well, you’ll be my fan for life.

10 Responses to “The Wackiest But Most Useful Advice I’ve Ever Received.”

  1. gigihawaii January 15, 2011 at 18:16 #

    Huh? lol.

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  2. Brit Gal Sarah January 15, 2011 at 18:31 #

    Don’t out it down, put it away will now be my new mantra! Thanks.

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  3. kolembo January 15, 2011 at 19:15 #

    There you are! great post! why bludgeon your family just the once!

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    • Tilly Bud January 17, 2011 at 10:32 #

      Oh, it’s never just once, believe me…

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  4. slpmartin January 16, 2011 at 02:32 #

    Ah…I did read it. 🙂

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  5. musings January 16, 2011 at 03:34 #

    Yes, yes, PUT it away! And close the drawer or cabinet while you’re at it before you walk away.

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  6. vivinfrance January 16, 2011 at 10:17 #

    My friend Maria has a notice on her fridge with a load of wisdom like your “don’t put it down…” – I’ll ask her for a copy for you.
    ViV

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    • Tilly Bud January 17, 2011 at 10:34 #

      Thanks Viv; I’d love a copy. Or post it on your blog for everyone to share.

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