A Freegler offered a rule plaque for a teenager’s bedroom door; it was the usual stuff but these caught my eye:
- GROWN UPS ARE ALLOWED WHEN BRINGING REFRESHMENTS.
- GROWN UPS PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS A NAG FREE ZONE.
The best excuse EVER for not vacuuming the house comes courtesy of my cousin’s wife’s Facebook Status; the lovely Sandrine, who is now my idol:
I really should be hoovering, but I wouldn’t want to increase my carbon footprint, now would I ?
She swears she’s not lazy, but a closet environmentalist. I believe her.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said “I’ve got a better idea … let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.
“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”
Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=48#ixzz1CDnliCu3
If you want to read an almost true story about a mixed marriage, go to my other blog, South Africa – A Love/Hate Story
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)