Describe the perfect crime.
Someone would break into my house and clean it.
If they stole the Hub’s crap, that would be a bonus.
12 Responses to “If Only…”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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The Laughing Housewife 
Marvellous idea!
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I think so {modest smile}.
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Now wait…it this the same wonderful Hub you’ve recently posted about…for Shame! 🙂
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“Ain’t no crime . . .” (except for the petty larceny, of course). 🙂
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Bwahahaha…love it! 🙂
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Oh gosh – when you finish with your ‘criminal’, please send him to my house!!!
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Wait, wait! Me, first!
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I cleaned mine yesterday prior to going away today and I’m aching all over! (still, cheaper than a work out at a gym, I suppose)
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Well if it’s a cheap work out you want I have a whole house waiting for you…
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ROTFLMAO!
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LOL! You stole my fantasy. 🙂
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I suspect there are quite a few of us in that group.
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