A recent poll suggests most of you are happy with however many posts I want to make. And also that some of you are not taking me seriously. You lot: go to the top of the class.
The one person who thinks I blog too much is barred. Sorry, Hub.
Look out for my next poll: Do I Poll Too Much?
What is the smallest thing near you?
The imagination of the WordPress prompt-setter.
You can surely do better than that, WordPress?
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)