Two Down; Ten To Go

1 Mar
A "Penrose stairs" optical illusion

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You made it through month two.  How does it feel?  How has your blog evolved since you began the challenge? Have your posting strategies changed? What are you most proud of achieving thus far?

I think the best way to answer these is to make up a few statistics.  I’ll throw in some genuine numbers and leave you to figure out which ones are real.

  • Months passed: two
  • Months it takes to get pregnant: depends how drunk the teenager is
  • Irrelevant statistics in this post: seven
  • Posts made: 110
  • Days passed: 59
  • Readers lost: most
  • New subscribers: 11
  • Maltesers eaten: might be easier to count the grains of sand on a beach
  • Beaches visited: none
  • Draft posts desperate for an airing: 3
  • Daft posts written by a desperate airhead: 109
  • Links established: just have to work how to do it first
  • Dull prompts given: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Dull prompts answered: most
  • Polls created: 2
  • Useful polls created: 0
  • Typo-induced swoons: 5
  • Comments: do you really think I’ve got time to sit and count the number of comments made in the past two months?
  • 593
  • Comments since blog’s inception: 4340
  • Movies watched called ‘Inception’: 1
  • Comprehension of movies watched called ‘Inception’: 1
  • Arguments won about the endings of movies watched called ‘Inception’: 1 (a moral victory; the moral being, don’t start with me, mister, unless you want to wear that popcorn)
  • Number of people who think LeodiC looks like a fatter, shorter Eric Dane from Grey’s Anatomy: 1
  • Number of people shocked to just now discover there was some sort of sex scandal about Eric Dane and his wife: 1
  • Number of prudes writing this blog: 1
  • Pingbacks: I can’t afford new shoes
  • Tags: 371
  • Tags in Friends: 1
  • Episodes of Friends watched this year: 130
  • Friends ignored while watching 130 episodes of Friends this year: all 
  • New pages created: 1
  • Chuffed creators of new page: 1
  • Pages lost and had to be retrieved by someone who knew what they were doing: 935
  • Fun had writing this post: lots

12 Responses to “Two Down; Ten To Go”

  1. vivinfrance March 1, 2011 at 11:57 #

    Questions to add: What the h was that all about?
    Who’s Eric Dane? Should I care?

    Number of loyal readers retained?
    ditto ditto highly entertained? (answer: all)

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    • Tilly Bud March 1, 2011 at 12:12 #

      It wasn’t about much at all. You should know by know that it hardly ever is 🙂

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    • Harry Nicholson March 1, 2011 at 23:42 #

      Eric Dane? He sailed from Greenland and ran aground on Newfoundland. No? Then he’s the chap with eye-liner who likes Hitler? Oh no – that one is called Garibaldi or something. Wiki will know – wiki knows all.

      There should be a site called ‘I Knaa Nowt’, where everything is kept secret.

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  2. sunshineinlondon March 1, 2011 at 12:29 #

    Maybe you should put all those stats into a graph. A pie graph, maybe? Or a Malteser graph. It would be interesting to see how all the numbers relate to each other; very well, I would imagine. I don’t think they’d fight. 🙂
    Sunshine xx

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  3. Hanna Wilbur March 1, 2011 at 15:20 #

    I jumped to the end when reading this (lost in between *.*)
    Hahah…

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  4. nrhatch March 1, 2011 at 16:30 #

    Another perfectly expressed post, Tilly.

    Pass the popcorn, please. (I know better than to ask for a malteser)

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  5. Cindy March 2, 2011 at 04:56 #

    Who is Eric Dane?

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2011 at 12:20 #

      Dr McSteamy in ‘Grey’s Anatomy’. Link higher up.

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  6. Mike Patrick March 3, 2011 at 19:32 #

    There is something wonderfully wrong with you.

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