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A Good Week For Dogs

4 Mar

Sort of.

Like humans (present company excepted) (I hope), dolphins commit rape, murder and have huge orgies.  They also rescue lost dogs.  Read the story here of how two dolphins stayed with a stranded Doberman and caused a commotion to make sure it was saved.

Like dolphins, humans kill other species.  Humans kill dogs because they are surplus to requirements: five stray pups were put to sleep but one survived two lethal injections and now people from all over are clamouring to give it a home.  Read all about it.

These stories should make me happy but I can’t help thinking

  • how many of those people would have gone to a shelter to rescue a pup before this story?  And how many of those who want him now will go get one when they are unsuccessful in their application? 
  • what kind of person wants the job of pup killer?
  • dolphins aren’t what they used to be (non-sex-crazed, non-murdering clever chaps of the sea). 
  • if our closest rivals for world domination are not vegetarians, then why should I be?

Gay Socks And Singing Supermarkets

4 Mar
this place has gay socks!

Image by numist via Flickr

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Just How Smart Do You Think The Internet Is?

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Kindred Spirits

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  • housewife writers
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 I Can’t Make The Connection

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  • clothes pragmatism insomnia
  • snowgood wordpress
  • gay socks
  • alas i am feeling better
  • killing people in funny cartoons
  • pig airlines pins
  • i hate snow & cartoons
  • my sons socks
  • cleaning baby born
  • singing supermarket
  •  the next thing the guy with the advice knew, the woman had fainted
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That’s Brave

  • i am a tory

 

Maybe It’s Time For Me To Stop Writing Poetry

  • poem entitled i have a pet bat
  • other words for smell
  • expressing poems for nursery on my family
  • poems about rubbish people
  • wooden leg tale
  • poem cook and eat wikipedia
  • poem about rubbish collections
  • poems about meat pies
  • dont mess with me poems

Champing At The Bit

  • modern art of teeth
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 No, Really: Why Do They Call Here?

  • reactions to public sex
  • public sex spot stockport
  • housewife on toilet
  • bloody baby cartoon
  • swear word a day toilet roll
  • old women and housewife kissing on bed

I Get It But I Don’t Like It

  • toilet humour
  • ugly ladies with ugly outfits
  • bad teeth fat

Now That Really Is Crazy

  • i must be housewife
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